I know I know freaking stupid, bringing him back to my place, But what was I supposed to do? I couldn’t just let him go. He knows the secret location to my hidey hole.
He’D blab to Batman for sure Could’ve just killed him dumbass Nah, I’m not a criminal anymore, Plus he’s kind of too cute to kill. And anyway, maybe I should help out
Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious troub. Don’T bother yelling for help.
This dump is condemned Nobody in the whole building, but us Nightwig, “ Wing, .”, Eh
It’S “ Nightwing, .”, Really huh Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad hair days.
Sticks and stones, lady I’ve taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you Criminals. If you hadn’t noticed, I went straight
I’M a frigging waitress already, Oh golly, That’s right! I stand corrected Check this out. Smart guy
My pile of rejection letters, Evidently, the Mayo Clinic’s got some dumb policy of not hiring former costumed supervillains, Just like every other Hospital in the world. There are other jobs, Oh sure,
I got a ton of offers “, We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark .”, Then you got ta love this one “ A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons. .” You say: I’m a criminal. They say I’m a whore
Well, I’m sick of other people telling me what I am Whatever Got. Ta say you gave me a heck of a workout
Got me all sweat. Stinky pew Definitely could use a shower.
I think better, when I don’t reek, Still got ta figure out what to do about Nightwig over there. Hmm what to wear what to wear Sucker-punch Harley
Arctic Harley Street-luge Harley Roller-babe Harley Steam-punk Harley Goth-Lolita Harley
Hey Nightwig, Is it true, you used to be Robin Huh Ain’t that a kick in the pants Little Boy Wonder all grown up. Okay, now,
.., don’t be getting any funny ideas Too late. It’S funny!
I always kind of thought you and Batman. Didn’T like girls, Wait what you know that book with the headlights and eyeball gouging. I had to write a paper on it back in college, Got a B-minus
Look Harley …, Pretty lonely these last few months. If you know what I mean, You don’t meet a lot of likely prospects at Super-Babes.
I’M kind of choosy, I’m not saying I don’t want to ,’cause that could be nice All sorts wrong, but nice Right now. I just really need to find …
Shh Face it sugar, I got something you want and you sure, as shootin got something I want So be a good boy and maybe..
Maybe mama will give ya a cookie
The things I do for Gotham, I’m taking that as a yes Jason Woodrue, It’s Dis, Nightwing, Oh God, no
Stop Stop Harley, You stop it! You’Re gon na make me pee. Nightwing, Hey
Hey: Hey Cut it out! How about there You ticklish there
Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir, I was uh …. I was just about to call you
Meet you at the car. Did you get what you needed? Well, yeah, Ivy’s whereabouts. Of course,
That’S what you meant Uh! No, not yet Like you never made out with a super-villain..
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